Such Is The Touch

Such is the touch
Of the Angel Barack
If he petted my dog,
My dog would talk.

If he sat on a lame man's lap
He would walk.
If he picked up a little dead bird
It would squawk.

If he danced with Coldplay
They would rock.
If he wrote a fugue --
Better than Bach!

But if his speech runs long tonight
And makes my DVR screw up Lost,
I'm going to be soooo pissed.

* I haven't listened to a political speech in years. It's not just this guy. If they have something important to say, don't say it. Do it. Or at least say it under oath.

** Also, sorry about the Coldplay thing. That's just too far. Even President Obama can't do anything for them.