Steel City Cowboy

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Such Is The Touch

Such is the touch
Of the Angel Barack
If he petted my dog,
My dog would talk.

If he sat on a lame man's lap
He would walk.
If he picked up a little dead bird
It would squawk.

If he danced with Coldplay
They would rock.
If he wrote a fugue --
Better than Bach!

But if his speech runs long tonight
And makes my DVR screw up Lost,
I'm going to be soooo pissed.

* I haven't listened to a political speech in years. It's not just this guy. If they have something important to say, don't say it. Do it. Or at least say it under oath.

** Also, sorry about the Coldplay thing. That's just too far. Even President Obama can't do anything for them.


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